Hi my name is Maeve. It means "the intoxicating one" and I'd like to think that that's a good description of myself.
JUST GO TO BED
shut the fuck up bitch
oh wait this is my post
This is quality content I want on my blog
The last time I went to Jamaica, a Nigerian cab driver told me and my mom that his sister gave birth to a fully clothed baby. Shoes and all.
*slams reblog*
Klezmer dolphins.
I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.
The one dancing and flailing at the end
did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993
i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
Paris Hilton just changed science forever
she truly did do all of that
